Writerly Advice for Paula Deen

Dear Paula,

You got the “stop using the N word” memo, at last.

In that vein, please refrain from including the “I” word in your apologies.

That’s “if,” by the way.

No, “if anyone is offended…” That cake has baked. Avoid minimizing.

Sorry is sorry.

Don’t add any more sprinkles on your disaster doughnut.

Less is more.

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