Dear Miley Cyrus: WRITERS Make History

“Anyone [who] performs, that’s what you’re looking for. You want to make history.”

— Miley Cyrus to MTV

Dear Ms. Cyrus:

Thank you for trying to explain your VMA appearance.

If you’d like to try making real history, consider writing. You’ve written lyrics before. Make a real investment in the future. YOUR future.

Time guarantees that another singer/twerker will appear next year to cast your “performance” into a hazy oblivion. In fact, I predict that writers will be the key to determining whether your hips and tongue earn any historical significance.

Words endure. So can you.


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