Will Bronco Von Miller’s flatulence get edited?

Miller (fourth from left) was part of a 2013 USO tour of NFL players to Afghanistan. By Sgt. Ashley Bell [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Miller (fourth from left) was part of a 2013 USO tour of NFL players to Afghanistan. By Sgt. Ashley Bell [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

I wanted to share the exact headline from trending news on Facebook:

Von Miller: Denver Broncos Outside Linebacker Reportedly Fined by Team for Farting in Meetings

Note that he’s not accused of a lower-case crime. Here, “Farting” is a capital (letter) offense.

Bless the copy editor sticking to the traditional AP newspaper style.

For me, the big F gives too much significance to Miller’s gassy infamy.

 

 

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